The Baron:
“Come now, Onus Molonus, I think it is highly unreasonable of you to hold the city hostage against us in this matter.”

Onus Molonus:
“You dare lecture me about hostages, Pizza Lord? That creature is out there destroying our residential districts as we speak!”

The Baron:
“All the more reason for you to mobilize the forces! Before it damages something… you know… important!”

Onus Molonus:
“Like your precious pizza factories? Pah! I will not waste the lives of my fighters fending off this illegal creature, when one of you can simply tell it to bugger off!”