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1. Show your inventory to the creature and let it decide what the hell he wants

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   • [INVENTORY]:
     – [PHONE]
     – [PING-PONG PADDLE]
     – [BOX TURTLE SHELLS x3]
     – [MUSDHJROOM PIZZA x2]
     – [CYANIDE PIZZA]
     – [IMPS PIZZA]

     [TUMORI-CHAN’S INVENTORY:]
     – [POTATO x682]

     [CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’S INVENTORY:]
     – [A EGG (still not ready to hatch)]

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2. Put on a sultry face and say: ‘Isn’t there… some OTHER way I could pay you for this? 😉 😉 😉 ‘

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3. Offer to make turtle soup with the shells + eyeball?

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4. Offer potatoes

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5. Seduce the pizza guy. We’re going R.

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6. We have a whole ship offer him 4 pizzas worth of ship contents

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7. Linaeve takes out spacesuit and sucks in the courier

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