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1. “I reject your reality and substitute my own”

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2. “Bird brain? that’s pretty insensitive. What if I said I had cold-blood?”

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   • Fun fact: Those were some of the names they used to call him. Sounds like he’s reclaimed it!

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   • nice 💜

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3. “I Eat the Rich. You’re Rich”. 🦢

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4. Cookie!

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5. “I might have some pizza left, do you want any?”

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6. Alternatively: “Give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life”

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   • oh wait
     this, followed by “would you like to never be cold again?”

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7. “Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die”

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   • “People die if they are killed”

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8. “Your club office sucks, you’re pretentious, I got beef. Let’s fight”
   … That was not an invitation.

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9. “long live the king” proceed to axe him

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