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1. talk to him! Maybe ask if he brought an axe? That could be where he went wrong.

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2. Tell him things will be okay and wish him luck

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   • And then ask him to describe his experience so we may be prepared.

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3. Ask him if it was pepperoni or sausage

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   • or mushrooms

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   • Was it anchovies? If it was anchovies, you deserve whatever happened.

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   • anchovies are not so bad
     they’re super salty
     but not so bad
     they go great in ceasar salad

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   • we were explicitly warned against them though

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   • we were warned against mushrooms

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   • are anchovies not mushrooms?

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   • nope! they’re tiny fish

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   • Anchovies are also cars here so far
     we drove in on a 57 ‘Chovy

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   • i just realized that it’s 57 ‘Chovy, not a ’57 ‘Chovy, so it came in the year 57.

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   • Or it could be the 57th design

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