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1. Ask exactly 4.7 questions.

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   • One job please?

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2. Why are the arms so buff but the legs so skinny? does Marp skip leg day?

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   • “Never! My legs are actually made of carbon flex-wire tubes. “

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3. Who is the #2 dad?

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   • “Ah, that’d be my husband. I’ve been #1 for two weeks in a row, but Robsnuff is determined to win his trophy back.”

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4. How does it feel to have such a lovely office chair?

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   • “Could be better, honestly. They never quite make chairs in my size, so the ergonomics can be challenging.”

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5. are you supposed to stand on your desk?

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   • “It’s my desk, I can do what I want!”

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6. Would you like some pizza?

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   • “No thanks! The last three walk-in applicants did the same thing. I’m stuffed!”

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