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1. Probably should just head over to The Interview

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2. Commune with nature

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3. Go over to the interview, and makes friends with the other applicants, maybe bring them some pizza incase they havent eaten yet. Or the receptionist, if there are no other waiting interviewees.

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4. Give the other applicants the mushroom pizza.
   Joking, just joking.

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5. gotta get some new Big City hat or clothes or something
   everyone knows, the hat makes the interview

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   • True. We do have a tie, at least!

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   • perhaps this tie could function as some sort of headgear..
     since an interview is a battle after all
     a fine war headband to shout battlecries like “HIRE ME” and “I LIKE WORKING WITH PEOPLE”
     you know, lies

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6. Double check we have the right address. Would be horribly embarrassing to be late because we went to the wrong place first.

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   • it’ll be fine – it said ‘jobs’ on the front
     clearly this is where jobs are purchased
     a job-bing mall

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   • “Jobs, Incorporated.”
     Sitting between a popular pizza joint and a dental re-effectuation facility.
     Yup, that’s the place!

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7. obviously the best strategy is to craft a fine battleaxe out of our resume so as best to impress the job factory people with our potential for mayhem and combat

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   • We already have an axe!

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   • line the ax with the resume
     I ENCHANT THIS AX WITH 4 YEARS OF MANAGERIAL EXPERIENCE

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   • I enchant this axe with SMASH

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   • If the job interview goes poorly, I suggest we upgrade the axe with teeth.

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   • Ooh, a solid fallback plan

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   • what if we upgrade the pizza with teeth

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8. if there are no other applicants capable of performing the job…
   …then it’s yours by default

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