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1. Win.

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2. charm them with lady jinglegoose’s 20 in charisma

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3. Maintain handshake and give some firm eye contact

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   • For the entire interview

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   • Keeping eye contact is easy with all them eyes

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4. Backup strategy: bribery

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5. Keep the axe handy as a backup plan

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   • yeah… backup

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6. Turn off the fountain pen – We haven’t had a chance to play that silksong beta yet, but it’s been looking mighty fun! We’d better keep our ViStat card on hand, for when our pizza is ready.

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7. Why get a job when you could be playing the silksong beta??

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   • Ah, but if something terrible comes to pass, that beta code could be worth a pretty penny! … We should probably play it anyways…

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8. T pose to assert dominance on the interviewer to show that we are clearly management material. And also hand them our resume. Actually, what is on our resume?

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   • There’s also our certificate of awesome!

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